In recent years I’ve polled hundreds of people about their work in the digital age.
This week, it’s what’s irritating about e-mail?

When people:

  • Give no greeting or sign-off
  • Provide incomplete information
  • Send messages that have typos and poor punctuation and sentence structures
  • Put quotes or sayings in their signatures
  • Expect a reply in five minutes
  • Ask questions that can’t be answered in an e-mail and that require a phone call
  • Sound cold or inhuman
  • Write overly short, curt messages
  • Send long e-mails or send long e-mail chains that I have to go back into to get context while they write, “What do you think?”
  • Don’t reread their words to determine if the wrong unwritten message was sent
  • Send e-mails with mixed topics
  • Use subject lines that don’t reflect the e-mail’s content
  • Repeatedly put in the subject line “Please read” or “Urgent”
  • Don’t use the addressee’s name
  • Forward e-mails without asking
  • Don’t respond
  • Send something important via e-mail that deserves a phone call instead
  • Send an e-mail rather than having the courage to talk to me directly
  • Type with bold, caps, wild fonts, or red text
  • Sit close by but send an e-mail instead of getting up and stopping by my office to ask a question
  • Give one-word answers to complicated e-mails
  • Don’t bother to read the e-mail trail and respond blindly
  • Send long e-mails without paragraphing
  • Don’t include a phone number or any other optional contact information
  • Lazily hit Reply all when individual, targeted responses are necessary
  • Write in an emotional state
  • Take a tone in written form they’d never take in person
  • Write as if they were in an informal conversation instead of being engaged in business correspondence
  • Use abbreviations and emoticons

Now that you are reminded, refrain from doing the above!